【戲劇｜美劇】THE BIG BANG THEORY ｜宅男行不行（生活大爆炸）｜主題曲及男主角之一喜感 Sheldon 搞笑rap、經典 Soft Kitty 之歌＆公益廣告巧扮30種角色

今年才知道這齣喜劇的存在，看了幾集還真有點上癮，果然搞笑！
The Big Bang Theory 台灣是翻譯成「宅男行不行」，感覺還不夠貼切 XD，
還有一些「生活大爆炸」、「天才理論傳」...等譯名，管它呢！好笑才是重點～

主軸人物就是 4 個阿宅科學家+ 1 個憧憬星途的女服務生，
圍繞在他們生活周遭所發生的一些趣事。
每次阿宅主角們雖然常說一些...聽不懂的物理論點，科幻電影、動漫、遊戲，
但偶爾發現一些自己可以理解的部分時，會覺得心有戚戚焉 XD
這影集目前已經到第五季，真期待後續發展呀～
ps.筆者也不免俗最鍾意 Sheldon ，但...如果真有這樣的人物生活在我身邊，「應該」頗好玩的，都不用去圖書館找資料了，現成+活跳跳的人肉資料庫就在眼前，ㄎㄎㄎ...

主題曲即使不看歌詞，也挺歡樂的。

歌詞與翻譯 THE BIG BANG THEORY——Barenaked Ladies

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
宇宙一度又燙又稠密
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
140億年前終於爆了炸等著瞧...
The Earth began to cool,
地球開始降溫
The autotrophs began to drool,
自養生物來起鬨
Neanderthals developed tools,
穴居人發明工具
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
我們建長城（我們建金字塔）
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
數學自然科學歷史揭開神秘
That all started with the big bang!
一切由大爆炸開始

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
其實人類歷史沒有多久
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
星系形成時間比唱完這支歌還要短
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
元素在微秒間便形成了
The bipeds stood up straight,
兩足動物直立行走
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
恐龍都得認命了
They tried to leap but they were late
想要突變沒來得及
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
就死光光了（pp都凍成了化石）

The oceans and pangea
大洋和泛古陸
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
拜拜才不想學你
Set in motion by the same big bang!
都是爆炸惹的禍
It all started with the big BANG!
一切從大爆炸開始

It's expanding ever outward but one day
宇宙向外膨脹但有一天
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
星球會反方向運動
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
向內坍塌反正我們不在了不會覺得疼
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
我們美好光輝的形象將引發一場更大的爆炸

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
南方古猿肯定不爽我們
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
在他們捉鹿時唧唧歪歪（我們現在捉電腦病毒了）
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
宗教天文 e百科舊約申命記
It all started with the big bang!
一切從大爆炸開始

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
音樂神化愛因斯坦占星術
It all started with the big bang!
一切從大爆炸開始
It all started with the big BANG!
一切從大爆炸開始

↓Sheldon敲Penny門，無背景笑聲，差不多就像下圖情況，只是一般沒那麼盛裝 XD